(via awesomus-prim3)
Woww pittsburgh…..WOW.
yeah I’d Cap That is in my head more than Jenna Marbles is…
front sports page of the chicago suntimes 5/30/12
Well…..at least if he goes to rehab they may not trade him….Although I think this whole thing is pretty ridiculous. PK is what, 23? He’s still young and wants to party, he just goes about it in the wrong way and I really think everyone is blowing it out of proportion.
(via icanhazmemes)
♕ men who i’d rip their clothes off. [in no order]
↳ Eric Dane.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH. WHICH IS IT?
AND BY GLORY, I MEAN MY PENIS
And earlier when he announced “I am burdened with glorious purpose” he meant “I am blessed with a glorious penis.” Basically, 90% of what Loki says can be about his penis or sexual appetite.I have an army. = I have a penis.
I am Loki, of Asgard. = I am Destroyer, of Ovaries.
You were made to be ruled. In the end you will all kneel = Your body, my body. Let’s interlock this shit.
How desperate are you that you would call upon such lost creatures to defend you? = Dude, you seriously have to pay for sex? All I gotta do is look at a bitch and BOOM! Panties. Are. Flying. In. The. Wind.
Let’s interlock this shit.
“you have
heartA BONER TO RIVAL MINE MR EYE”I think I’m pregnant.
Whoa, it kicked! and it has horns!
(via hayleys-going-loki)

you disappoint me McDreamy cause I can only picture you as a doctor….
crazy hypocritical feminist bitches that blame men for all their problems when they act like total whores. (no offense to any feminist chicks that portray themselves as normal people.)
I feel better now.
This is why I ought to make new friends…..